This evening is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just wild. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a cat wearing a glasses. It seemed totally normal. You might say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly You Can't Wrap My Head Around That!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just took place. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this huge squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was carrying a tiny hat! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I am so confused by what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! totally surprising

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thefact. This story appears to be totally unrealistic, I almost question it's real..

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can't explain this.

You Won't Believe This

This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply believe what we've just heard. It's like get more info adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This is unbelievable.